Fountains Run Red With Blood In Romania, Obviously.

I mean, of course they do. This is so not a big surprise. Isn’t Romania where Transylvania is? Yes, it is. It’s where Vigo the effing Carpathian is from. I’m surprised that this is fake blood. Also where’s the mountain of skulls? Castle of Pain? (Cranes neck) I don’t see it…Well, I guess I’ll take what I can get. Anyway, this fountain ‘o blood comes to you from Unirii Boulevard, Bucharest, Romania (Transylvania Adjacent-TransAd-is what the real estate people say). It’s a promotion for Hemophilia awareness. You know, ’cause with Hemophilia, your bood runs like water. Can’t clot, won’t clot. Because you’re a 19th century inbred European princess. Ugh, I WISH. Anyway, here it is. The Swedish Bed has more photos and a videos Via NY MagTyler Perry Eminem Mariah Carey Soulja Boy