Hello, Bieber! Bieber Doll Forthcoming.

I didn’t realize this hadn’t happened yet. I just assumed that it had. Justin Bieber is going to be made into a doll. Not, like, transformed into one like some sort of horror movie that I’m sure exists wherein people are turned into dolls (is that a movie? If it isn’t, don’t steal that idea, it’s mine), but his likeness will be put into doll form and sold at a store near you. Now instead of just having a doll face, he’ll have a doll body to match. Here it is: Scale of Real Bieber to Doll Bieber is 1:1. BECAUSE HE’S DOLL SIZED. (Nailed it). The reason I thought this doll Bieber would have been put into production months ago is that he is so incredibly pervasive. Like, to the point that he’s referenced by little kids by any means possible. For example, I was tutoring yesterday (because I’m a GOOD EFFING PERSON with only a part time job) and there was this new tutor there named Justin and one of the little girls was like, “You’re name’s not Justin Bieber, is it?” And all the little kids laughed and laughed and laughed, as though they were adults at some Upper West Side cocktail party and someone had just recounted a Maureen Dowd witticism. I don’t know if I’m explaining it correctly. It’s just, Bieber! You know?? Via NY Daily NewsKatie Holmes Tyler Perry Eminem Mariah Carey