To This Crazy Radio Guy: Juice Boxes Are Gay, But They?re Not That Gay

Alex Jones in an insane man who is also a conservative radio show host.� I want to be clear.� This isn’t the kind of thing where I’m forcing my liberal politics on you by calling a conservative radio host insane as some sort of hyperbolic tool of persuasion.� I’m not doing that.� This man is literally insane.� He is mostly famous for this moment.� You might remember this moment. Haha!� Alex!� You’re so crazy! Anyway, he did another crazy thing recently, and thanks to Videogum I have seen it and now I’m showing it to you.� The following is Alex Jones talking about how the government is trying to make us all gay with juice boxes so we don’t have children.� And yes, juice boxes are the gayest way of containing fluids — even gayer than Caprisun juice pouches, but they certainly aren’t this gay. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to pound down a Five Alive and then get some D’s in my B.Tiger Woods Aimee Osbourne Michael Douglas Mariah Carey