Monday, September 20, 2010

Pancakes Take On God And Let?s Argue About It

IHOP is suing IHOP.� Are you confused?� That’s EXACTLY why IHOP has to sue.� When you think IHOP, you think pancake IHOP instead of prayer IHOP, and pancake IHOP is all like, “IHOP, you can’t go around calling yourself IHOP.” From the Huffington Post: The International House of Pancakes is suing another IHOP, the International House of Prayer, saying the church mission shouldn’t be allowed to take advantage of the restaurant chain’s famous name and acronym.The Kansas City Star reports that the chain says it sued only after the church mission refused repeated requests to stop using the IHOP acronym. Restaurant spokesman Patrick Lenow said the church has expanded and some branches are serving food. The lawsuit was filed last week in federal court in Los Angeles. This is like that classic Who’s On IHOP sketch.� For real though… who even believes in pancakes? But for real, for real… The real IHOP is right, right?� As a thing, you can’t just take on the name of another thing and use it as your thing just because your thing is a religious thing and it was sort of a “cute” thing to do at first when you were just a small thing that didn’t SERVE THINGS EXACTLY THE SAME WAY THE FIRST THING DOES! Someone want to argue about this with me?� Let’s DO this.� But here’s a favor I want you to do for me.� When you type in your clearly wrong arguments in the comment section, list your name as Noah.� That way it will look like Noah on the side of IHOP is arguing with Noah who clearly sides with IHOP.Mariah Carey Soulja Boy Vanessa Williams Kylie Minogue

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