Jersey Shore Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown: If You Have To Think About It?

We’re six episodes into the second season of Jersey Shore and we’re STILL talking about this stupid note? As the late, great Aaliyah would say, “We need a resolution!” Sadly, most of the fireworks happened at the end of this episode — gotta love Sammi Sweetheart’s right cross! — but there were still a slew of notable moments in this episode, covering the gamut from Situation flirting with a tranny to Vinny’s watermelon sized dong. Join us, won’t you, as we count down this week’s Top Ten Catchphrases from Jersey Shore? 10) “She thinks her sh*t don’t stink. So I paid her no attention.” ?The Situation Hmmmm, that’s not exactly how we saw it. While Sitch, Vinny and DJ Pauly D were scarfing down some brunch at the News Cafe — a restaurant, mind you, whose website automatically plays Pachelbel’s Canon in D major when you visit it (!!!) — some anonymous honey wearing short shorts walked by the table, catching their eye. We guess that when he said “paid her no attention,” Sitch really meant “stared at her ass until she vacated the premises.” 9) “I can see Angelina’s cougah in the mirror.” ?DJ Pauly D Fortunately for all of us in the viewing audience at home, we couldn’t. 8) “It’s like your tits; it looks sick, but it’s fake.” ?Vinny Spray tan? Check. Fake bling? Check. Vinny pulled out all the stops in an attempt to woo The Situation’s little sister (who, like Sitch, is kind of a butterface). And guess what? It worked! That said, we don’t see why he had to put down J-Woww’s spectacular, gravity-defying rack in the process. BOUGHT AND PAID FOR! 7) “I’m in the club, I’m doing my thing, as usual. And I see this blonde headed girl. As usual, I sniped her.” ?The Situation After bemoaning The Situation’s lack of success in the hook-up department a few weeks ago, homeboy has caught fire in the last two episodes. We’re not sure that this girl was a 10 (or, quite frankly, a 5), but Sitch made his way back to the Smash Room (or is it Smush Room?) with her. Props to him for working in a pre-show meal and cigarette, but we sort of felt a little bit icky after watching the smugly cavalier attitude he had after promptly giving her the post-smush boot from their abode. 6) “The counter’s on fire!” ?Snooki We don’t need no water let the mother hubbard burn! 5) “He also has a history of pinkeye, I’d like to throw that out there.” ?DJ Pauly D Aside from a screaming match with Angelina early in the season, Pauly has yet to be involved in one of this season’s A-plotlines. However, he has proven himself to be a quick-witted master of one-liners, no matter the situation the cast finds themselves in. Who else could make a trip to the eye doctor hilarious? 4) “She’s showing me how smart she is. The brains on that girl? She definitely went to college.” ?The Situation When The Sitch isn’t trying too hard to push one of his myriad three-letter acronyms, he is one funny mofo. 3) “The Situation! How does it feel, not to have to cook this Sunday meal?” ?Pauly D We have yet to see Pauly get behind the wheels of steel this season, but with this hilarious reference to New Order’s club classic “Blue Monday,” he won points from DJs all over the world last night. 2) “It’s, like, putting, like, a watermelon into a pin hole.” ?Snooki After an aborted attempt at hooking up earlier in the season, Snooks and Vinny finally GOT! IT! ON! And, apparently, Vinny is hung like a watermelon. Good to know! 1) “Situation’s spending a lot of time with this girl that, she’s got all the clothes that lead me to believe she’s a man. She’s wearing something to hide her Adam’s apple, she had something on her hands. So we think The Situation might have got himself into a situation with a tranny out here.” ?Pauly D What did we learn this week, kids? Say it with me: “If you have to think about it…” Well, that’s it. Have a lovely Labor Day weekend, see you back here next week! Until then, ?Juice Springsteen [Photo: Getty Images and MTV Networks]Soulja Boy Vanessa Williams Kylie Minogue Lil Jon