Here?s That Steven Seagal Reggae Song You Demanded

Internet Mommmmm, I told you to wake me up when Steven Seagal releases a reggae song about oral sex!!! You PROMISED. Now I’ve been living my life for over a year without knowing that Steven Seagal has a song called “Strut” that includes the lyric “Me want the poonani” and “Her clothes are just as pretty, they’re not just to cover her kitty.” It’s like I’ve had this time bomb of Steven Seagal awesome inside me waiting to go off all this time, and here I was thinking that the opening credits to Lawman was that time bomb. We’re back to Year Zero starting today, people: (via Gorillamask)Mariah Carey Soulja Boy Vanessa Williams Kylie Minogue